Her: I’m feeling angsty WANNA committ some arson?
It can be legal.
Me. Ooooh temping.
What do you have in mind?
Her: Small bonfire? Bricks and a fire in the middle bc the beach is too far
Idk I just want fire
Me: I want to burn things in it
Like barbie dolls
Her: Oh good idea.
Me: But that’s expensive
Her: Nah we can go to the 99 cent store
Me: And would probably smell bad
Her: Okay how about vegetables
We can set aside money to go to 99 cent store
And buy stuff we wanna burn
Me: Sounds good
Her: Okay after finals?
Me: Yeeee down